meakel

1. Make yourself a sock puppet advisor and ask it before making any desicion. For better results, name it and have long-winded arguments that lead to totally unrelevant things. 2. If your opponent leaves for a little while, run away and hide. 3. Act constipated the whole time. 4. Constantly insist that your knights are kings, and they get a special combo move that only you can do. The move includes immediately pwning their king then a victory dance. 5. Set up your pieces differently and when asked for an explanation, say that it's the "Norwegian" way. 6. When he/she checkmates you shout loudly: "Ha! I win!" 7. Name every one of your pie